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[CopsOnFireWithErections]

well

I found the lack of cops on fire sporting large erections made this difficult to masturbate to. Good, nonetheless.

[Prosnorkulus]

good

Okay, for a critique.

The animation is extremely uneven in quality. Some portions are well done. For instance, the landscape shots are nice. Your creative facials designs are also pretty interesting, but somewhat hit or miss (the guy on the horse, for instance, looked pretty terrible). Your detailing of the internal organs I consider a plus, as it really does at a lot of depth to your frames.

At first, I found the violence to be excessive, but as it carried on it seemed to get funnier and funnier. As, what I'm assuming is, a parody of over the top and indulgent violence, I thought this really hit home. Every over the top slaughtering seemed to get more ludicrously amusing. It's the slow-down the really makes it work, though. I feel that some people didn't take too well to the violence due to the score, but clearly it's an integral part of the humor here so nuts to them I guess.

Now, at some parts it just looks awful and I think that's what really hurts you the most. Even during some of the better segments, the whole thing feels like it was done in some MS paint universe. Whether it be intentional or not, it hurts the overall presentation. I'm just going to assume that, as someone who is clearly capable of drawing decently enough, you don't need to be told which portions look good or bad, so I'll leave it at that.

The humor was solid. Some parts were funnier than others. I loved the sniper. I bits with the kings. Found it funny how you used the same silent frame of prosnorkulus during all the dialogue.

Overall, I thought this was decent, but if you could increase your line quality. Make your animation more fluid. Add some visual flair. Have a bit more consistency in the quality and improve a few other details I think you'd have something awesome here.

I rated 10 because I think this deserves a better score, but my actual rating would be about an 8.

MiddleFingerRings responds:

Fair enough my friendo, a good review indeed. Also, all the people who voted low because of the violence are in fact the little girls I mentioned.

[I can't fap to this...]

I gotta be honest

I find this difficult to masturbate to. That dude on the left wasn't nearly sweaty enough.

[2 Guys & a Jigsaw Puzzle]

well made

Good animation, but to make such an offensively stereotypical representation of Christians as the near antithesis of scientific progress is not only offensive, but insulting when portrayed in such a jovial and deliberately cartoony way.

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. Einstein said that. I'm not implying Christians are better than anyone or even CORRECT about anything, merely that such a one-sided, biased and fallacious representation of Christians isn't helping to make anybody look good.

TmsT responds:

But I made a stereotypical representation of a "bro", not a Christian. You know, a "bro", a collar-popping surfer/poser/preppy dude who just doesn't understand reason and thinks he's all that. Christian stereotypes as I understand them are quite different to this "college fratboy" style, and also would be irrelevant in a story about jigsaw puzzles and nothing more. If you know Christians that behave like bros, you should have a word to THEM about offensively representing the people of their faith.

[When Reality Hits You]

cute

Reality hits you hard, bro

[Mischievious Monkey Magic]

pretty good

but I have to ask: magic magnets, how do they work?

Wonchop responds:

Magic

[Bronies]

Not all that funny

The Toy story joke and taste the magic joke were kinda funny, but overall it fell pretty flat. The whole Cindy bit was entirely superfluous and I never really found stereotypes to be all that funny on their own, regardless of who they're mocking. Animation was decent though, so there's that.

[The Real Legend 4]

Gorgeous

The backgrounds were amazing, the character animation was expressive and the style was perfect. I've been waiting for this to come out for 2 years and I'm glad it finally did. Not all of the jokes hit home, but the "equipment" jokes were fucking hilarious. 10/10, can't wait for another.

[Cheromanchequois]

Not to sound like a jerk

but this whole animation kind of tried to hard. Now the animation alone was great and the short deserves a 10/10 based on that factor alone. However, the build up was just way too much for such a simple joke. The character interactions were cute, but I saw the punchline coming right when he said "you try to hard" and I couldn't help but groan a bit when he finally said it again at the end. Regardless, good work on that animation and voice acting. I hope to see more from you soon.

[I Can't Draw]

Great ending

The entire thing wasn't the least bit funny until the very last line. Something about the way he said "Why does everything I draw look like a penis?' made me burst out laughing. I'm not sure if it was intentional or not, but that was a great bit of voice acting.

SkoopleFloop responds:

sounds like you got knocked out by the punch line. ;)

thanks for watching